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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Skipping Our Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Skipping Our Town"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Sorry Mr 1s, but I had to go back to using my real name....however, if you absolutely, positively cannot deal with this and want me to continue as Chris Kilo, then I guess I will...or maybe I'll just use the Chris Kilo screen name to submit all my 'Traditional" parodies under from now on...after all, Stephen King has his Richard Bachman, so why not? Haha, anyways, enjoy, and Merry Christmas, everyone!
You better not wait
To see the Big Guy
Cause it's too late,
I'm telling you why -
Santa Claus is skipping our town
He broke out that list
And he checked it twice
He got real pissed
Blood ran cold as ice
Santa Claus is skipping out town
Perhaps it's cause we're rednecks
Some athiests, here too
the Buddhists have their own "fat guy"
What's an old, fat elf to do?
Oh!
Don't hope for your gifts
This bright Christmas 'morn
Johnny got coal
For lookin' at porn
Santa Claus is skipping our town
He's flying his sleigh
Right over this town
Holds us in contempt
As he looks down
Santa Claus is skipping our town...
To see the Big Guy
Cause it's too late,
I'm telling you why -
Santa Claus is skipping our town
He broke out that list
And he checked it twice
He got real pissed
Blood ran cold as ice
Santa Claus is skipping out town
Perhaps it's cause we're rednecks
Some athiests, here too
the Buddhists have their own "fat guy"
What's an old, fat elf to do?
Oh!
Don't hope for your gifts
This bright Christmas 'morn
Johnny got coal
For lookin' at porn
Santa Claus is skipping our town
He's flying his sleigh
Right over this town
Holds us in contempt
As he looks down
Santa Claus is skipping our town...
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Love the idea and the porno reference! 555
so Santa's doing this in cold blood
Thanks, Yoidy & Ann!
Well that's stinking mean of him! Stupid old man! Just cause Johnny is naughty doesn't mean everybody else is! Haha it's really funny. Good job.
Thanks, Jessie!
LOL! Sucks to be you! 5-5-5
LOL awesome,555!
Thanks, Charnstar & Jack!
A whole lot of festive fun! 555
I still think Chris Kilo sounds better. 555s anyway though.
Thanks, Kristof and Mr 1s!
He doing this all in cold blood?!? Um, Ew!
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