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Song Parodies -> "Handcuff Keys"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Handcuff Keys"
Parody Written by:
Jessie W.
The Lyrics
Dashing through the slush
in a very dirty van
Oe'r the hills we go
we almost hit a man
(ha ha ha)
The radio blares real loud
bringing Christmas cheer
Oh here comes the cops
I wish I hadn't had that beer
Oh handcuff keys
handcuff keys
I wish I had them now
if I'm not home for Christmas
My mom will have a cow
in a very dirty van
Oe'r the hills we go
we almost hit a man
(ha ha ha)
The radio blares real loud
bringing Christmas cheer
Oh here comes the cops
I wish I hadn't had that beer
Oh handcuff keys
handcuff keys
I wish I had them now
if I'm not home for Christmas
My mom will have a cow
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