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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Transvestite"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph the Transvestite"
Parody Written by:
Ned Riley/Harley Johnson
The Lyrics
Well, Christmas is coming, and I thought I'd submit something. This was actually thought of in Christmas 2002. My friend Harley Johnson wrote the lyrics.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Wore a lot of pantyhose
And if you ever saw him
You would squirt him with a hose
All of the other reindeer
Didn't think that he was fine (he's a tranny)
They never let poor Rudolph
Hang his pantyhose on the line
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say ("What, what the?")
"Rudolph with your hose so big
Won't you come and feed my pig?"
Then all the reindeer loved him (sexually)
Then they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history" (like a G-String)
Wore a lot of pantyhose
And if you ever saw him
You would squirt him with a hose
All of the other reindeer
Didn't think that he was fine (he's a tranny)
They never let poor Rudolph
Hang his pantyhose on the line
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say ("What, what the?")
"Rudolph with your hose so big
Won't you come and feed my pig?"
Then all the reindeer loved him (sexually)
Then they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history" (like a G-String)
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