School bells ring, are you listening
It's a pain, we'll soon be taking
A horrible sight, good excuse to die
Taking the winter final exams

They're today, have you not heard?
From orals, to the midterms
Forget to review you're might as well screwed
Taking the winter final exams

First period we will have algebra
Without any multiple questions
You'll ask "Is it hard?" and I'll say "no man"
Cause unlike you, I studied, it is fun

Later on, we'll feel tortured
As our time's getting shorter
We'll gasp and we'll sweat, waste hours I bet
Taking the winter final exam

Fourth period we will all take German
Use the language to answer questions
If you ask for answers, I'll reply then
"Daraus wird nichts fur deine noten!"

Later on, we'll be feeling
Though you know that you're failing
The teachers feel great, cause them you can't blame
Taking the winter final exams