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Song Parodies -> "Nursury Rhyme Collection"
Original Song Title:
"Nursury Rhyme Selection"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Nursury Rhyme Collection"
Parody Written by:
Fitu Petaia
The Lyrics
A remake of my fave nursury rhymes
Moo moo big cow
have you any meat
Yes Maam Yes Mamm
T-Bone Steak
One for the butcher and one for the Sir
And one for the little boy who lives in a house
The Smurfs are after you
The Smurfs are after you
The Smurfs are following you around
The Smurfs are after you!
Q,W,E,R,T,Y,U,I,O,P,A,S,D,F,G,H,J,K,L,Z,X,C,V,B,N and M
I can type on my PC
Come along and type with me
Mow Mow Mow your lawn
Water with water,
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrly
Keep it nice and green
have you any meat
Yes Maam Yes Mamm
T-Bone Steak
One for the butcher and one for the Sir
And one for the little boy who lives in a house
The Smurfs are after you
The Smurfs are after you
The Smurfs are following you around
The Smurfs are after you!
Q,W,E,R,T,Y,U,I,O,P,A,S,D,F,G,H,J,K,L,Z,X,C,V,B,N and M
I can type on my PC
Come along and type with me
Mow Mow Mow your lawn
Water with water,
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrly
Keep it nice and green
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"Nusury" is charging outrageous interest rates to people in the medical profession.
I like your ideas here and I would like to help you out. Your first rhyme is wool and full. You have meat and steak,which doesn't rhyme. The other rhyme in this poem is where you have Sir and house. The words are lane and I believe dame. I'm not sure what you're doing with the smurfs. PC and me rhymes so good job on that part. Water with Water needs to end with a word to rhyme with green. Can you fix this up?
I don't know who is giving you the1's but they came after my comment.
Sorry I dont know how, but thansk for teh tips
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