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Song Parodies -> "La Cucaracha versions"

Original Song Title:

"La Cucaracha"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"La Cucaracha versions"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

A sort of translation to one version

The cockaroacha, the cockaroacha
Can not hang here anymore
Cause he don't have, redundant lacking
Marijuana what a dope

Mexican/American version

Park out on the beach, hi my name is Cheech
Gonna sell a little dope
From an ice-cream truck, I think we're in luck
I do not think the cops know

Updated informal version

El Chupacabra, El Chupacabra
When have you had blood enough
Livestock quivers, suck out their livers
What you look like is unknown

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Where did my head go? questions que? cuando?
What? Where? Something I don't know.
Cream is shower, go take a sour.
Give endangered bears a coke

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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Dylan Baranski - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5, but you forgot the classic rock, disco, & old-school rap versions.
Steve K. - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
How about a polka version?
AFW - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Great roach reach...555
Ann Hammond - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Twitaflooda, twitaflooda Keeping me from thanking you Wait minutes cinco It more like 30 Try again the 3rd time through Thanks Dylan, Steve, and AFW
alvin rhodes - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
es bueno
Below Average Dave - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
"The cockaroacha, the cockaroacha" guerra electrónica gruesa very good job Ann, I think this one would be funny to record:) I don't know that a backing track for this one could be found though. At any rate--good job -badave
Ann Hammond - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin and badave. I really don't know that much Spanish. I did a little looking up for my sort of translation. I learn and remember more doing things like this then from textbooks.
Meriadoc - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Very intriguing parody as always Ann! :-)
Ann Hammond - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc
Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Aussie version:

the cute koala
the cute koala
quite the yobbo fantasy
he'd like to be one
and with good reason
because he just eats roots and leaves

555
Madman - July 19, 2019 - Report this comment
My name juan sanchez And i make 5 pesos a day I go home to lucy she show me her pussy Then she take my 5 pesos away ole!
Racist Pacing Nazi - July 19, 2019 - Report this comment
My name is Gonzalez, I live in Nogales. I make three pesos, etc

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