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Song Parodies -> "12 Days Of The Job Promotions"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days Of The Job Promotions"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
On the 1st day of pay-day Manager gave to me
A week's worth of wages
On the 2nd day of pay-day Manager gave to me
2 Company cars.
On the 3rd day of pay-day Manager gave to me
3 P60s.
On the 4th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
4 lots of Air-Miles
On the 5th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
5 Gold Pens!
On the 6th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
6 Luncheon vouchers
On the 7th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
7 Parking Spaces
On the 8th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
8 new uniforms
On the 9th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
9 this and thats
On the 10th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
10 mobile-phone credits
On the 11th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
11 new cufflinks
On the 12th day of pay day Manager gave to me
12 Gold Watches.
A week's worth of wages
On the 2nd day of pay-day Manager gave to me
2 Company cars.
On the 3rd day of pay-day Manager gave to me
3 P60s.
On the 4th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
4 lots of Air-Miles
On the 5th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
5 Gold Pens!
On the 6th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
6 Luncheon vouchers
On the 7th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
7 Parking Spaces
On the 8th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
8 new uniforms
On the 9th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
9 this and thats
On the 10th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
10 mobile-phone credits
On the 11th day of pay-day Manager gave to me
11 new cufflinks
On the 12th day of pay day Manager gave to me
12 Gold Watches.
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Well, this obviously isnt Claude or Red Ant or Spaff, or is it?
Well I enquired about the name A Room Full Of Monkeys and I have been informed its a 'dumping ground' for any author who doesn't wish to use their real author name. So anybody couldn't have written it, even Mr 1s or TSB or even poomaster!
Not fit for the Monkey's canon. Badly paced, lazily put together , not funny and pretty much pointless. I can understand why no-one would want to put their name to this. I don't often give really low marks, but 311
Was ist ein "P60"? (Translation: What is a "P60")
Mr RFOM is obviously British; a P60 is a form that details an employee's earnings and tax deductions for the last tax year and is provided by the employer each April.
if this 3% is so bad, I appreciate you not giving us the remaining 97% of the parody - so there's a positive for you
Jack, I didn't write it. To whomever wrote it: I'm split between Kristof's and Stu's views: this was pretty bad, then again so is TOS, so thanks for not including all the horrific repetition. IMHO "12 Days..." parodies only work well when all the lyrics are varied each day, otherwise they are as dull as TOS.
I know I'm no Johnny D but even I have to say it was pretty bad sorry!
Side note to Jason. . .The first two maybe, But I don't think Poomaster sees outside the restroom, if he submitted something like this I'd be shocked to high heck . . .but then who knows. . .maybe you are right Jason, it's not associated with poo so he wouldn't want it associated with him, hmm, you got me curious.
yea BAD, remains to be seen what happens next dude...
Also, someone I forgot to mention, maybe even Fitu could be using the RFOM name, since i believe ChuckyG banned him because of the plagarisms.
That I could see, this DOES fit his style very well Jason. . .absolutely.
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