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Song Parodies -> "Glory to the Trojans!"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Glory to the Trojans!"
Parody Written by:
DKArruda
The Lyrics
I am an alum of Fountain - Fort Carson High School (Class of '06) in Fountain, CO. I played football until I got a back injury in my Junior year. After which, I founded the school's student spirit group, "The Blue Crew". I have since also created an alumni version called "True Blue" and I am writing this parody to be sung at Trojan football games this fall. This song pokes fun at ALL of Fountain's gridiron opponents. Enjoy, and for all my buddies in F-Town both in body and heart, BYA!!!
Oh, we’ll round up Cañon’s convicts,
Put the bastards behind bars,
Then we’ll kick some cougar ass so hard,
We’ll send them off to mars,
Same with Money Mountain, Widefield,
We hope you die of SARS,
As Fountain marches on!
Chorus:
Glory, glory to the TROJANS!
All will fall before the TROJANS!
Glory, glory to the TROJANS!
The Big Blue marches on!!!
Now, because we kick ass early on,
Don’t think that all is well.
We will make lamb chops of Rampart
And tell Pine Creek: GO TO HELL!
We will smoke Upchurch’s ass like grass,
Put down Centennial,
This year, we’re goin’ FAR!
Chorus
Now the Golden Ball is in our hands, and foes are at our feet,
Such as Mitchell, Pueblo West, and that one school that's named for wheat
We’ve been waiting 57 years, defeat after defeat,
BUT NOW THAT TROPHY’S OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus
Put the bastards behind bars,
Then we’ll kick some cougar ass so hard,
We’ll send them off to mars,
Same with Money Mountain, Widefield,
We hope you die of SARS,
As Fountain marches on!
Chorus:
Glory, glory to the TROJANS!
All will fall before the TROJANS!
Glory, glory to the TROJANS!
The Big Blue marches on!!!
Now, because we kick ass early on,
Don’t think that all is well.
We will make lamb chops of Rampart
And tell Pine Creek: GO TO HELL!
We will smoke Upchurch’s ass like grass,
Put down Centennial,
This year, we’re goin’ FAR!
Chorus
Now the Golden Ball is in our hands, and foes are at our feet,
Such as Mitchell, Pueblo West, and that one school that's named for wheat
We’ve been waiting 57 years, defeat after defeat,
BUT NOW THAT TROPHY’S OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus
To explain the Upchurch line, it refers to Rick Upchurch, former Denver Bronco and now head football coach at East High School in Pueblo, CO Feel free to use my lyrics, though I doubt you'll find much use for them unless you're a Trojan supporter, in which you answer to me anyway... lmao If you have any questions just email me at divinewind001@aol.com or if you're not in the mood, leave a comment. :)
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Good parody, and my favorite brand of condom. Ride On !
As a graduate of the University of Southern California, it strikes me as dreadfully inappropriate to have blue as part of the school colors when the school's nickname is Trojans. How can the colors not be cardinal and gold? Anyway, good luck this year.
To answer your question John, FFC's colors are Red, White and Blue.
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