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Song Parodies -> "This Canned Ham"

Original Song Title:

"This Old Man"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"This Canned Ham"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

This Canned Ham, they can ram
Tastes more like it's Spam than ham
Just a gob of fat that's gooey gooey goo
Eat this crap, I shall not do

This Canned Ham, they can shove
Nothin' like real ham I love
It's a bad snack, take it back
Told 'em on the phone
Worst tinned meat I've ever known

This Canned Ham, pinkish junk
Killed a bird, I fed a hunk
Doesn't look good, smellin' bad
Ugly, it appears
Must be made from horses rears

This Canned Ham, on a plate
Looked like it had once been ate
Turned a key to open it,
Fell out with a plop
No-one oughta' eat such slop

This Canned Ham it's not meat
More like garbage off the street
FDA okayed it, but
Don't know why they would
One taste tells it's no damned good

This Canned Ham worst I've seen
Fat is where it's at, not lean
Gonna' call my Congressman
Ask him for a ban
I'll never buy another can

I'll never buy another can

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Dylan Baranski - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This old man, he played one...BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! This old man died of leprosy.
McKludge - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You've got the knick-knack for parody. 555
Ann Hammond - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
fun sing along....this young man...he gets fives
Rex - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I especially love the "schlorp" sound it makes as it comes out of the can.
PP - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Mucho thanks, amigos
John Jenkins - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good parody, PP. I enjoyed every verse, but I have to register a complaint about the last verse. If you don't like somethng, don't complain to Congress - just don't buy it! I know you were going for humor and you succeeded, but I had to get that out of my system.

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