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Song Parodies -> "The Butt-Scootin Hound"
Original Song Title:
"The Old Rugged Cross"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Butt-Scootin Hound"
Parody Written by:
exhoicat
The Lyrics
This was inspired by a Stanley Steemer commercial I saw, and couldn't get out of my mind.
BUTT-SCOOTIN’ HOUND
On the living-room rug scoots my beautiful dog,
A victim of itching and pain.
Yet, I love my big hound,
He’s the best pal I have,
So it’s back to the vet once again.
(Refrain)
Yes, I cherish my butt-scootin’ dog.
We’ve been buddies since he was a pup.
But the brown streak he left on the floor
Isn’t something that’s fun to clean up.
O, that butt-scootin’ dog couldn’t help what he did;
His glands are impacted, I guess.
I hope it’s not worms;
I’ll find out from the vet
Before the whole house is a mess.
Yes, I cherish my butt-scootin’ dog.
We’ve been buddies since he was a pup.
But the brown streak he left on the floor
Isn’t something that’s fun to clean up.
Yuck! My butt-scootin’ dog stained the carpet today;
NOT wondrous beauty to me!
But I know it’s my fault;
Should have seen doc last week,
I just had no cash for the fee.
Yes, I cherish my butt-scootin’ dog.
We’ve been buddies since he was a pup.
But the brown streak he left on the floor
Isn’t something that’s fun to clean up.
I’m committed to care for my butt-scootin’ hound.
I dread the reproach in his eye.
He must know I love him,
Even when things are grim.
Wish he’d take his teeth out of my thigh!
He’s a winner, my butt-scootin’ hound.
I can’t blame him for scratching an itch.
His blue ribbons and trophies all prove
He’s a pedigreed son of a bitch.
On the living-room rug scoots my beautiful dog,
A victim of itching and pain.
Yet, I love my big hound,
He’s the best pal I have,
So it’s back to the vet once again.
(Refrain)
Yes, I cherish my butt-scootin’ dog.
We’ve been buddies since he was a pup.
But the brown streak he left on the floor
Isn’t something that’s fun to clean up.
O, that butt-scootin’ dog couldn’t help what he did;
His glands are impacted, I guess.
I hope it’s not worms;
I’ll find out from the vet
Before the whole house is a mess.
Yes, I cherish my butt-scootin’ dog.
We’ve been buddies since he was a pup.
But the brown streak he left on the floor
Isn’t something that’s fun to clean up.
Yuck! My butt-scootin’ dog stained the carpet today;
NOT wondrous beauty to me!
But I know it’s my fault;
Should have seen doc last week,
I just had no cash for the fee.
Yes, I cherish my butt-scootin’ dog.
We’ve been buddies since he was a pup.
But the brown streak he left on the floor
Isn’t something that’s fun to clean up.
I’m committed to care for my butt-scootin’ hound.
I dread the reproach in his eye.
He must know I love him,
Even when things are grim.
Wish he’d take his teeth out of my thigh!
He’s a winner, my butt-scootin’ hound.
I can’t blame him for scratching an itch.
His blue ribbons and trophies all prove
He’s a pedigreed son of a bitch.
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....just glad my 80 lb. pit mix doesn't have that problem! I love parodies abvout dogs...and this was a good 'un! 5's.
Thanks, Chuck. I've been a semi-pro dog-sitter for more than 30 years, and I think I have seen just about everything... I'm a lifelong cat fan, but I love BIG dogs, too. They know how to laugh. Used to take care of a shepherd mix that I swear could speak English when he tried. One day he was talking nonsense, and I asked him what he thought he was. I promise you he said clear as day, "Annn-a-mullll!" He was a love. I tried writing a song about him, but it sent me into a non-stop crying jag...and he died in 1985! At age 16. Amazing for such a big dog.
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