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Song Parodies -> "Only Nine Bottles of Beer"
Original Song Title:
"One Hundred Bottles of Beer"
Original Performer:
traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Only Nine Bottles of Beer"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
One hundred bottles of beer on the wall,
One hundred bottles of beer,
The IRS came, and oh, what a shame,
Eighty bottles of beer on the wall!
Eighty bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighty bottles of beer,
From Austin they came, their taxes to claim,
Sixty bottles of beer on the wall!
Sixty bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty bottles of beer,
The school board was next, and now we're perplexed,
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall!
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall,
Thirty bottles of beer,
The city came 'round and made us all frown,
Twenty bottles of beer on the wall!
Twenty bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty bottles of beer,
The county now yearns, and they take their turn,
Now there's ten bottles on beer on the wall.
Ten bottles of beer on the wall,
Only ten bottles of beer,
The preacher came in,
Said, "A tithe of your sin!"
Now there's nine bottles of beer on the wall!
Only nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Only nine bottles of beer,
With taxes so high, we ought to go dry,
Only nine bottles of beer on the wall!
One hundred bottles of beer,
The IRS came, and oh, what a shame,
Eighty bottles of beer on the wall!
Eighty bottles of beer on the wall,
Eighty bottles of beer,
From Austin they came, their taxes to claim,
Sixty bottles of beer on the wall!
Sixty bottles of beer on the wall,
Sixty bottles of beer,
The school board was next, and now we're perplexed,
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall!
Thirty bottles of beer on the wall,
Thirty bottles of beer,
The city came 'round and made us all frown,
Twenty bottles of beer on the wall!
Twenty bottles of beer on the wall,
Twenty bottles of beer,
The county now yearns, and they take their turn,
Now there's ten bottles on beer on the wall.
Ten bottles of beer on the wall,
Only ten bottles of beer,
The preacher came in,
Said, "A tithe of your sin!"
Now there's nine bottles of beer on the wall!
Only nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Only nine bottles of beer,
With taxes so high, we ought to go dry,
Only nine bottles of beer on the wall!
©2007 by Michael W. McVey
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A sad case--but an awesome parody. 555
I didn't think you was still around Johathan S.!
Yah, I'm still around, it's just that the "creative juices" in my brain haven't been working too well, so, if you're reffering to the fact that I haven't submitted a parody since the stone age, that's why.
No what I mean is that I haven't seen you around a long time comment-wise. Its good to see you being slightly nicer in your comments!
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