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Song Parodies -> "Blow the Man Down"
Original Song Title:
"Blow the Man Down"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Blow the Man Down"
Parody Written by:
Eric Perlin
The Lyrics
This is an expanded version of the parody I previously posted, with two new stanzas added.
BLOW THE MAN DOWN
Monica was under Bill Clinton’s desk,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
DNA stains were found on her dress,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Monica’s job was always a breeze,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
She did her best work while down on her knees,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Investigations were done by Ken Starr,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
He told us where Monica put that cigar,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Monica's name is the subject of quarrel,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Never too vocal yet still very oral,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Bill Clinton's job appeared easy to some,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
He knew where to go but not where to come,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Monica was under Bill Clinton’s desk,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
DNA stains were found on her dress,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Monica’s job was always a breeze,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
She did her best work while down on her knees,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Investigations were done by Ken Starr,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
He told us where Monica put that cigar,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Monica's name is the subject of quarrel,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Never too vocal yet still very oral,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
Bill Clinton's job appeared easy to some,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
He knew where to go but not where to come,
Yo-ho, blow the man down.
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Great idea.. for a classic below the belt bash..and this story is never outdated
Monica was sadly terminated from her employment after all this came to light but not for the reason you would think. She was fired because she sucked at her job.
As Popeye would say `Well blows me down`. I like this - have 5 blows at the ballot box.
These comment security codes are freakin` me out today. This one is 4KU.
As Popeye would say `Well blows me down`. I like this - have 5 blows at the ballot box.
These comment security codes are freakin` me out today. This one is 4KU.
Funny `stuff` and becoming more topical by the second!
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