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Song Parodies -> "The First Twelve Weeks of Football"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Chtistmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The First Twelve Weeks of Football"
Parody Written by:
Matrix 106.3
The Lyrics
I know there are sixteen, but if I put the sixteen weeks of football.It would not get good scoring.
On the first week of football
The TV showed to me
A quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the second week of football
The TV showed to me
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee
On the third week of football
The TV showed to me
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee
On the fourth week of football
The TV showed to me
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee
On the fifth week of football
The TV showed to me
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the sixth week of football
The TV showed to me
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the seventh week of football
The TV showed to me
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the eighth week of football
The TV showed to me.
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the ninth week of football
The TV showed me.
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the tenth week of football
The TV showed me.
Ten cheaters cheating
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the eleventh week of football
The TV showed to me.
Eleven teammates playing.
Ten cheaters cheating
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the twelfth week of football
The TV gave to me.
Twelve time outs
Eleven teammates playing.
Ten cheaters cheating
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
The TV showed to me
A quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the second week of football
The TV showed to me
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee
On the third week of football
The TV showed to me
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee
On the fourth week of football
The TV showed to me
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee
On the fifth week of football
The TV showed to me
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the sixth week of football
The TV showed to me
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the seventh week of football
The TV showed to me
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the eighth week of football
The TV showed to me.
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the ninth week of football
The TV showed me.
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the tenth week of football
The TV showed me.
Ten cheaters cheating
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the eleventh week of football
The TV showed to me.
Eleven teammates playing.
Ten cheaters cheating
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
On the twelfth week of football
The TV gave to me.
Twelve time outs
Eleven teammates playing.
Ten cheaters cheating
Nine extras
Eight Big screens
Seven yards run
Six sacs or blocks
Five Bowl rings.
Four Referees
Three benched men
Two broken legs.
And a quarterback with a sprained knee.
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And it still won't get high scores. BTW, there are 17 weeks because of the byes.
i give you a 4-5-4 good concept, you still should have gone the full 17 weeks. but hey im not a dog, and even if you were a squirell i still wouldnt hate you. i dont get it either.
A parody about football to a holidey song - how seasonal! You know football better than I do. Funny!
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