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Song Parodies -> "Pop Goes "The Weevil" (Scenes from a mob funeral)"
Original Song Title:
"Pop Goes The Weasel"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Pop Goes "The Weevil" (Scenes from a mob funeral)"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Dear readers, please refer to "Incident Man" a previous episode to this mini series on the mob to refresh your memory of "The Weevil" and what happened to him. The boys are going to chill for a bit - it's been a tough week with hittin' the mattresses and weedin' out that Asian gang who tried to muscle in on our "piece of the action". Don 2-LOUD says we need a "resd-spit" and that we should pay our professional respect to "The Weevil".
Very respectfully
Perino (The Legit) Masonini,
Consigliere Extorsioniere J.D.
On retainer for the Boccotesta Waste Management Industry
Adaciange (The Weevil) D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio, passed on to the Lord on 11 Dec 2007. Born to Italian immigrants Giussepi D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio and Liberata Nini Cellocicci nee D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio in Queens, NY on 29 Feb 1936. He was 71. Mr. D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio was employed by Mulrooney and Nitti Sanitation and Waste Disposal and Distribution®, INC limited. He was a certified board member and supervised Organ removal, redistribution and destruction. He was an avid bocce ball enthusiast and held assests and interests in a varied ensemble of heavy industrial disciplines.
Friends will be received at Papalardo and Lardamida Funeral Home in their Midtown Manhattan funerary suite. A Rosary Mass will be said for the dearly departed at St. Sister Mary Elefante RC Church in White Plains, N.Y. at 10:00 A.M. EST on 14 Dec 2007. Mass will be celebrated by Mr. D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio pastor and personal friend Fr. Guido Sarducci. Interment will be at St. Orleans Cemetary following Mass.
Very respectfully
Perino (The Legit) Masonini,
Consigliere Extorsioniere J.D.
On retainer for the Boccotesta Waste Management Industry
Adaciange (The Weevil) D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio, passed on to the Lord on 11 Dec 2007. Born to Italian immigrants Giussepi D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio and Liberata Nini Cellocicci nee D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio in Queens, NY on 29 Feb 1936. He was 71. Mr. D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio was employed by Mulrooney and Nitti Sanitation and Waste Disposal and Distribution®, INC limited. He was a certified board member and supervised Organ removal, redistribution and destruction. He was an avid bocce ball enthusiast and held assests and interests in a varied ensemble of heavy industrial disciplines.
Friends will be received at Papalardo and Lardamida Funeral Home in their Midtown Manhattan funerary suite. A Rosary Mass will be said for the dearly departed at St. Sister Mary Elefante RC Church in White Plains, N.Y. at 10:00 A.M. EST on 14 Dec 2007. Mass will be celebrated by Mr. D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio pastor and personal friend Fr. Guido Sarducci. Interment will be at St. Orleans Cemetary following Mass.
Fought a crew of Mulrooney gang,
That "TOO LOUD" got the drop on.
"The Weevil" was too slow with his BANG,
Oopes, he got popped on.
The M.E. done checked him out,
All gunky on the table.
Death was quick they knocked him off,
Signed. Dr. Able.
Moved him to the Fun'ral home,
They drained out all his juices.
Sent them off to Jow and Doans,
Many's its uses.
Way uptown the pall bearers push,
That punky little evil.
That monkey shot twice got out-gunned,
Popped us "The Weevil".
There's Benny he looks full of dread,
With Lenny and "The Needle".
They'll meet up at "Monkey Joe's®",
Plop down "The Weevil".
At Saint Orleans the pasture is lush,
The yardist mows with diesel.
He cancels weeds he cuts in two,
Just like "The Weevil".
Eulogy was short and sweet,
Read aloud by cousin Chris.
Said he was a "Mustache Pete",
Went something like this:
Ones a dum and ones a dee,
Just smarter than a beetle.
Was he dee or was he dum?
Dee's not this tweedle.
He's lyin' in a crate, he died,
Can't raise him though they wheedle.
Casket's cheap; Only one plied,
Chomp go dung beetles.
So now with things gone back to the norm,
We'll get along with business.
'Til someone kicks up a storm,
Waste manage-mad-ness.
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takes off hat and stifles laughter
hehe...good pacing. 5's
555 and an >AVE MARIA < for this gentleman's heavenly send-off.
Alvin - You are a real stand-up guy who knows how to pay proper respect. Hope you had your hat over your mouth to stifle your jjockularity Thanks Buddy.
Pat - It is nice to receive a "he he" from you. Thanks.
Lady CC Your condolences to the dearly departed are most touching. I shall pass along your sentiments to the Giussepi D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio family. I am sure it will bring great comfort for the bereaved. Thanks.
Pat - It is nice to receive a "he he" from you. Thanks.
Lady CC Your condolences to the dearly departed are most touching. I shall pass along your sentiments to the Giussepi D'Andredicichenza-Giacamatonio family. I am sure it will bring great comfort for the bereaved. Thanks.
I gave you fives just for "chomp goes dung beetle"
I didn't read your last pardoy for this series, but i like. lol!
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