God sent three hairy gentlemen
gold, frankinsense and myrrh,
but maybe a new ipod
or a toy that would go "whirr"
would save our batteries, run on power,
played with every day,
oh nice things, like candy, beer and toys,
candy, beer, toys
oh nice things like candy beer and toys

our unemployment welfare
is not a so good, it sucks
how can we have a turkey,
we've caught some harbour ducks..
and for the stuffing now we made some
sausage meat again
oh nice things, like candy, beer and toys,
candy, beer, toys
oh nice things like candy beer and toys

the folk who bring such tidings
are special in my mind
they're rich and oh so very nice
and did I mention kind?
just bring me Wii, and guitar hero
which I'll gladly play,
oh nice things, like candy, beer and toys,
candy, beer, toys
oh nice things like candy beer and toys

and when to our small house you come,
remember this is true,
budweiser beer is nice, you know, but get Labatt's beer, "blue"
and dad will drink it and he'll stagger
to the window, through,
oh nice things, like candy, beer and toys,
candy, beer, toys
oh nice things like candy beer and toys

now toys are nice, cosmetics too
my sister has bad skin
since one day she saw french fries cook
and stuck her face right in
her skin is now a mix of colours,
pain controlled by gin,
oh nice things, like candy, beer and toys,
candy, beer, toys
oh nice things like candy beer and toys