In the land, snow is falling,
here he comes , down the chummily
you’ll get in a fight
with Santa tonight,
it must be Santa’s mafia .

If you don’t like your present
He will come with his gangsters
He pimps his reindeer,
As they go along,
Here comes Santa’s mafia.

they are worse than the sopranos
got his hit man elves all over town
got his extended family
at the workshop
and they will do the job
to go “put down”.

you may write him a letter,
to “remove” a old partner
you will be afraid,
with the plans that they made,
Here comes Santa’s mafia

If you don’t leave him milk and cookies
you might end up swimming with fishes
watch out for the gun inside of his hat
wipe out the other gangs that are in town.

go load up on Christmas pudding,
to get ready for the morning
We'll extermanate, the traditional way,
If you are in santas mafia.

Here comes Santa’s mafia
Here comes Santa’s mafia