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Song Parodies -> "A Rabid Threat Unleashed In Public"
Original Song Title:
"The Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A Rabid Threat Unleashed In Public"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
my eyes have read the story of a saint bernard that roared
after messing with a vampire bat he should have just ignored
he trapped a boy and mother in the confines of their ford
this pooch is snarling on
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on
he is waiting for his captives to attempt a quick retreat
he is foaming at the mouth as they fall victim to the heat
he anticipates the pleasure of the taste of human meat
this pooch is snarling on
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on
that canine sat so patient in the shadow of a tree
while the people in the auto baked their brains out gradually
it finally reached the point they had no option but to flee
this pooch is snarling on
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on
after messing with a vampire bat he should have just ignored
he trapped a boy and mother in the confines of their ford
this pooch is snarling on
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on
he is waiting for his captives to attempt a quick retreat
he is foaming at the mouth as they fall victim to the heat
he anticipates the pleasure of the taste of human meat
this pooch is snarling on
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on
that canine sat so patient in the shadow of a tree
while the people in the auto baked their brains out gradually
it finally reached the point they had no option but to flee
this pooch is snarling on
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
gory gory rabid cujo
this pooch is snarling on
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Ahhh...the dog days of summer...
Bad doggie; good ditty.
Sir Alvin, ~Lord o'BedRock~ this is simply delightful ! As a dog owner & lover of k-9's, this is simply the best: ~SNARL ON ~
thanks IB , john and UnKnownVotrix
I guess we're still ridin' on a similar parody train...One of the originals I wrote to,,has puppy in it...and yours is about a dog...good job
thanks AFW
*shudder* aggh that was bloodthirsty, but a good one. :) 5's
This one didn't have your usual collection of precise rhyme-subs, but still a nice read.
thanks adagio and merry
Loved it esp. the tree/gradually/flee ;) Barking 5's
thanks LucidLupin
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