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Song Parodies -> "Stunned by a Taser"

Original Song Title:

"Away in a Manger"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Stunned by a Taser"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

One of 2 parodies of 'Away in a Manager' written as entries to a competition run by a UK TV morning show called 'The Wright Stuff' - explanation here because makes more sense of the 'dodgy' theme and last line...
Got stunned by a taser
Got caught taking crack
The boss of the police force
Wanted his back

The cars on the road side
Blocked shots aimed my way
The boss of the police force
Is calling 'May Day'

The bottles are rolling
I'm getting the shakes
The siren on the police car
A whining it makes

I toast thee - 'Be Jesus!'
and thank you each day
For alcohol and drugs
Made in your own way

For hops in the hedgerow
and weed in the field
The world is much better
when we harvest the yield

But it looks like I'm busted
the police boss got rough
He stole all my stash
Cos it was the right stuff!
c. 2008 lucidlupin

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TJC - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late, but... Great!

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