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Song Parodies -> "Cell Phone With Range"
Original Song Title:
"Home on the Range"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Cell Phone With Range"
Parody Written by:
KJB
The Lyrics
Oh give me a phone,
that doesn't charge me to roam.
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I will hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
Phone... cell phone with range,
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I will hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
Making calls late at night,
to keep the minutes just right,
Is the plight that I've had to endure.
Have I stood there amazed
and asked as I gazed,
What's these charges that I have incurred?
Phone... cell phone with range,
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I will hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
Then give me a plan,
where I don't need my clan,
to receive a far better buy.
And I don't lose my call,
as I walk down the hall,
Leaving me with a heavily sigh.
Phone... cell phone with range.
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I'll hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
that doesn't charge me to roam.
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I will hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
Phone... cell phone with range,
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I will hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
Making calls late at night,
to keep the minutes just right,
Is the plight that I've had to endure.
Have I stood there amazed
and asked as I gazed,
What's these charges that I have incurred?
Phone... cell phone with range,
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I will hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
Then give me a plan,
where I don't need my clan,
to receive a far better buy.
And I don't lose my call,
as I walk down the hall,
Leaving me with a heavily sigh.
Phone... cell phone with range.
Without fear of more minutes to pay.
When speech has occurred,
I'll hear every word.
And no fees when I don't want to stay.
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Came through loud and clear.
(555) 555-5555.....nicely penned
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