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Song Parodies -> "Wintering In A Walker Wonderland"

Original Song Title:

"Walkin In A Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Wintering In A Walker Wonderland"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Pronounce 'wintering' the Southern way, as 2 syllables (Wint' rin') for pacing to work right
Cold as Hell, here in Boston
Movin' south, need defrostin'
We pack up the hound
We're Florida bound
Wintering in a walker wonderland

Moved away, no more blizzards
Here it's snakes, crocs and lizards
And ladies in thongs
(They're 90, that's WRONG!)
Wintering in a walker wonderland

Wife has got dementia, sees an old man
Tells him that her name is Murphy Brown
He asks "Are you married?" she says "No, man
So take off all your clothes and go to town!"

So the man, clothes divested
Goes to town, gets arrested
The cops cut some slack, and bring him right back
To winter in this walker wonderland

In this rest home we get bored and shuffle
Off to play some shuffleboard all day
Once we raced our walkers but we scuffled
And sadly, half the racers passed away

Now we sit, by the fire
Bet on who'll, next expire
It pains me to see
The odds are on me
Ending up next winter under land

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Timmy1000 - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
555 - brilliant change of the walkin and wint'rin and a great parody song.
alvin - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious piece and a great title switch
AFW - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Good to see ya' back, Dee....and a very funny and great write, here
LilBlinkieCherry - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Great Write, Lord of daRange! Please gift us with more of your writing in 2 0 0 9, sir !
Serafina - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved the switcheroo of "walk" and "winter" too; great job on the parody. Perfect score for you. :)
Ann Hammond - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
ho ho
Stuart McArthur - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
what a brilliant last line Dee, and I loved the build up to it too - such a typically Dee-style-humour write from you, esp the fire/expire couplet - 555
Dee Range - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Timmy 1000, alvin, AFW, LilBlinkieCherry, Serafina, Ann Hammond, and Stuart McArthue, for the kind words, and a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone!
Red Ant - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
A most unexpected Christmas present: a new Dee Range parody! Fine form as always, and a very clever and funny title switch. 5s. Merry Christmas and Happy New Years to ya!
Fact Finder - December 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, as was this one found in the archives http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional779.shtml
Dee Range - December 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks FAct Finder. I should have hit search to see AFW did this same title three years ago, and did it well. My bad.
TJC - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Too funny and perfectly, er, paced!

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