Song Parodies -> "Happier Birthday"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Birthday"

Original Performer:

"Happier Birthday"

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The Lyrics

I wouldn't sing this at an actual birthday party,but you go ahead if you want to!

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Today you're one year older
So you'll die sooner!

Happy birthday to you
Blow out the candles
Now eat some cake
That'll make you fatter

And if you get fatter
You'll be uglier
Then no one will love you
So you'll die lonely

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

Open up the presents
You got some sport socks
And your brother's old pants
We couldn't afford Levis

For you see,it's a recession
Everybody's losing their jobs
No one has any money
They'll die homeless

Oh,stop complaining
Don't be a whiny baby
At least you got something
The Africans don't get anything!

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Do the world a favour
Go kill yourself!
(clapping sounds and cheers in the background)

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Hu's On First - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Weird Al already did a parody of "Happy Birthday" (his parody has the same title as the OS) with a similar theme.

Flash Flood - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment

I already knew that,i just tought I'd make another version,THAT'S ALL!

Watts On Second - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment

to HOF: Yes, Weird Al did record a song with that title, but it wasn't a parody. It was an ORIGINAL song. It's completely different from the classic "Happy birthday to you..."

Flash Flood (4 years later) - July 07, 2013 - Report this comment

I just gave myself 1's. Now I may have some pretty embarrassingly bad songs, but this is just terrible.

Lifeliver - July 07, 2013 - Report this comment

@ Flash Flood: Now that's something you don't see too often. Congrats on your honesty. I must say I agree with you, lol. You're lucky I don't vote anymore, but my respect for you has skyrocketed.

Alpha Skua - October 15, 2017 - Report this comment

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,YOU LIVE IN A ZOO,YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY,AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TO

Legs Sparrow - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO,I'VE CALLED THEIR PHONE NUMBER' AND THEY'LL BE COMING FOR YOU

Storm the Albatross - February 10, 2018 - Report this comment

I like to hear Weird Al Yaklovich and his songs DARE TO BE STUPID and Like a Surgeon

Mr Pheasent - February 19, 2018 - Report this comment

Have a Birthday Cake with so many candles they trigger the fire sprinkling system and the heat detector

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Song Parodies -> "Happier Birthday"

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