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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Carol Brown
The Lyrics
On the 1st day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 2nd day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
2 guitar picks
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 3rd day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 4th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 5th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 6th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 7th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 8th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 9th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 10th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
10 old guitar stands
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 11th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
11 country cookbooks
10 old guitar stands
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 12th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
12 howling kitties
11 country cookbooks
10 old guitar stands
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees....
my best friend gave to me
a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 2nd day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
2 guitar picks
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 3rd day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 4th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 5th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 6th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 7th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 8th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 9th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 10th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
10 old guitar stands
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 11th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
11 country cookbooks
10 old guitar stands
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees
on the 12th day of Christmas
my best friend gave to me
12 howling kitties
11 country cookbooks
10 old guitar stands
9 broken hair combs
8 pairs of speakers
7 horny horses
6 sheets of music
5 mini skirts
4 leather boots
three dusty mikes
two guitar pics
and a t shirt that's down to my knees....
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oops sorry hit the send button before posting link. my bad
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=715577&content=musicMK
Thanks Cody. The link posted above it to the music site of the singer/songwriter with whom I have been collaberating with. I have been gone from here for a while and during that time became a genuine songwriter of original songs. I have just completed my 9th song with him.
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