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Song Parodies -> "Won't You Pipe Down Chris Matthews"
Original Song Title:
"Won't You Come Home Bill Bailey"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Won't You Pipe Down Chris Matthews"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
CHRIS MATTHEWS...I mean Chris Matthews (host of MSNBC's Hardball) is not necessarily a bad talk show host. Although I seldom agree with him, this is not my complaint. He delivers his material at an ear-shattering and agitated volume. Chris, say what you will but you needn't SHOUT ALL THE TIME! ;D
Won't you pipe down, Chris Matthews? Won't you pipe down?
I know you strut so proud
Each time you're on the airways - my eardrums bleed
Why are you so damn loud?
'Though I am not agreeing - with what you say
I will defend your right of choice
So here's my solution to this noise pollution
Chris Matthews, please control your voice
Won't you pipe down Chris Matthews? Won't you pipe down?
Why don't you just chill out?
I know you're full of passion - and outrage too
But you don't have to shout
I know that others do it - from time to time
You can hear boisterous tones on Fox
But you are persistent and always consistent
Chris Mathews, please control your "vox"
THANKS AND YOUR COMMENTS...oops! Sorry! Your comments are welcome all the time. ;D
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Hearing you loud and clear on this one! :)
Nice little ditty here, you captured him in all his loudness and I must say I agree with you.
Great lampoon...I'm sure you've seen Darrel Hammond's imperse of him...also funny..
Loved it...Sings like buttah... with the added bonus tha one could plausibly sub in O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh or Dick Cheney without breaking a sweat!
Turn that volume down to 5!!!
LOL
Hey, Jack da Ribber, you forgot that TheSavage is now ~Numero Tres~ !!
I'll give Chris Matthews $555 if he could just pipe down! And I thought I have the loudest voice!
Don't watch him much, but realized he is always yelling. Good parody to point that out, Ribber, it would be annoying if you watched him much.
What's even worse is when several talking heads start talking all at once, each trying to out-shout the other. Complete disrespect, nothing intelligent comes out, ear-shattering, and I shut it off. .. For the record, actors (like my transcriber) since ancient Greece were expected to be able to "project" a normal speaking voice so that the peeps in the back row could hear it. These guys have electronic mikes and all ... WhyTF can't they just speak naturally? (Answer: Because most have no logical basis for their arguments, and consider shouting to be an adequate substitute, which it isn't.) Whispering three Fives to you, and I'll bet you can hear them, can't you?
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