-> "Acela Cannonball"
Original Song Title:
"Wabash Cannonball"
Parody Song Title:
"Acela Cannonball"
The Lyrics
Oh, the railroads of United Stated
they've seen a many train
which moved by steam and diesel
in sunshine and in rain
They once said that rail transport
is obsolete and blown
and mission of the Amtrak
was to run rail traffic down
So listen to the jingle and electric motor hum
as she glides along the coastline
from Boston to Washington
She's long, tall and streamlined,
and she should be known by all
she's Pride of the Yankees -
Acela Cannonball
But she came down to Washington
in Nineteen-Ninety-Nine
as she rolled to the station,
people said: "It's mighty fine" -
She's swift, fast and handsome
and she has tilting coach
one hundred fifty miles per hour
is a mighty fine approach
So listen to the jingle and electric motor hum
as she glides along the coastline
from Boston to Washington
She's long, tall and streamlined,
and she should be known by all
she's Pride of the Yankees -
Acela Cannonball
Now Japan has their Shinkansen
and France that TGV
and all around the Europe
those trains move at high speed
Now the airports are all crowded
and the Patriot Act's a pain -
to travel with some comfort
it's easier to board a train
So listen to the jingle and electric motor hum
as she glides along the coastline
from Boston to Washington
She's long, tall and streamlined,
and she should be known by all
she's Pride of the Yankees
Acela Cannonball
We've heard of global warming
well, they say it's fossil fuels -
it's cars and planes and heating
which belch the CO2 -
But the modern train's like lightning -
it's electric and it's quick
it doesn't have a smokestack
- and that should do the trick
So listen to the jingle and electric motor hum
as she glides along the coastline
from Boston to Washington
She's long, tall and streamlined,
and she should be known by all
she's Pride of the Yankees -
Acela Cannonball
Now here's a toast to Amtrak
and their brave cabin crews
for their brand-new addition
for the US railroad blues -
Yes, City Of New Orleans,
and we know Rock Island Line -
but the fastest train in USA
is Acela mighty fine!
So listen to the jingle and electric motor hum
as she glides along the coastline
from Boston to Washington
She's long, tall and streamlined,
and she should be known by all
she's Pride of the Yankees -
Acela Cannonball
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