Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Shut Up, All You Faithful!"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Shut Up, All You Faithful!"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
Here's another politically correct carol for the secular progressive leftists. I must admit that I love sticking it to them to the tune of a Christmas carol! Liberals of faiths, I'm not meaning you at all. ;D
Shut up, all you faithful! Your beliefs offend us!
Your Christmas and Hanukkah both discriminate!
Remove your lights, your trees, your decorations!
'Though it is for most of you, we'll tell you what you can't do!
We'll help the A.C.L.U. make our atheist state!
And ban those menorahs! Dance no joyful horas!
We have the courts and you must heed our command!
Make it all gone! Za! Can't you be like Kwanza?
We detest all your dumb views, you stupid Christians and Jews!
But tell our friends in the news we're scared of Islam!
Not one song or carol! No festive apparel!
It violates our constitutional rights!
We'll have this whole time declared as a hate crime!
Your whole holiday season has not one worthy reason!
You're all guilty of teason - so take down those lights!
And may all your Christmases be...permanently banned by the courts in any form under the penalty of death! ;D
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
I never understood why anybody cared that much about what somebody else publicly displayed or showed.
Happy Festivus, Todd (if I may call you so) and thanks for the lexpertly prepared n' tasty holiday skewer of fine baloneys!
Happy ecumenical holidays!
Well, I may be Polish, but I'm no Festivus Pole. Then again, I did do a Bush parody called "O Come, All Ye Wingnuts/Adeste El Doofus." Then again, the liberals have nominated JFK (Catholic), LBJ (Protestant), Humphrey (Protestant), McGovern (Irish but Protestant AND a minister's son), Carter (Southern Baptist), Mondale (Lutheran), Dukakis (Catholic), Clinton (Southern Baptist), Gore (Southern Baptist), Kerry (Catholic) and Obama (take your pick of the lies about his actual religion). But never an atheist. So... Merry Christmas, Chappy Chanukah, and Happy New Decade! (The old one can't go fast enough!)
People should have better things to do than squeal on others just for putting up Christmas decorations.
Thanks all! ;)
I agree with all comments above, and what I was going to say has already been written by Michael Pacholek, 2Eagle, John Barry and Timmy1000. But I will say that I support freedom of religion (or non-religion, for the atheists, agnostics and nihilists out there), as well as free speech, and thus, although these people may seem crazy, and people like many of us here, including OMR and I, may not care for them, but they still have the right to do it. 5s for good pacing, good sentiment and good work overall.
I better leave my lights up, looks like we need some more enlightenment out there. Good one OMR.
"We're Simply Having a Nondescript Wintertime"... ;)
Good.....Good..... excellent ha ha
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1744.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1429