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Song Parodies -> "Link'll, Link'll Take You Far"
Original Song Title:
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Link'll, Link'll Take You Far"
Parody Written by:
TJC
The Lyrics
Nowadays, un(dis)covered country is but a click--and a credit card--away!
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Link'll, Link'll Take You Far
~ by Himinthee Thicket ~
Link'll, link'll take you far
To our 'dating' site Babezaar®
Luring hot n' bothered guys
With a whiff o' Britney thighs
Link'll, link'll take you far
Truth is we're in Myanmar
Teaser phase is then withdrawn
Down to business--think: sExxon!
Enter credit card on right
Link'll sync, you'll drink in site
Pink'll 'kink', you'll ache to 'Arrrrgh!'
Fifteen bucks per minute's par
Once you click on 'Live Web Cams'
Cyber-sirens flaunt their gams
And for one last 'sliding fee'
We'll redact their BVD's
Think our link'll slake your spar
Happy ending'd, broke though are!
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Link'll, Link'll Take You Far
~ by Himinthee Thicket ~
Link'll, link'll take you far
To our 'dating' site Babezaar®
Luring hot n' bothered guys
With a whiff o' Britney thighs
Link'll, link'll take you far
Truth is we're in Myanmar
Teaser phase is then withdrawn
Down to business--think: sExxon!
Enter credit card on right
Link'll sync, you'll drink in site
Pink'll 'kink', you'll ache to 'Arrrrgh!'
Fifteen bucks per minute's par
Once you click on 'Live Web Cams'
Cyber-sirens flaunt their gams
And for one last 'sliding fee'
We'll redact their BVD's
Think our link'll slake your spar
Happy ending'd, broke though are!
~
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All too true. ;D
"Broke"n up with too many strong feelings on this one! great job!
Oh, my.... LOL @ "truth is we're in Myanmar"
Thanks guys n' gals--you know this is all speculative, right?
Here's another 555 bucks to spend on your hobby.
Had to look up BVD's - never heard of them
Had to look up BVD's - never heard of them
It's fun to say "Link'll, Link'll"...like the way it rolls off the tongue...clever sub
"Link'll, link'll take you far/ Truth is we're in Myanmar" is a hall of fame line, TJC. Oh the wonders of internet porn (sorry, I'm typing with one hand :-)) Brilliant...555+
Lexcellent title sub, but I have no idea what this parody is about. ;-D
Lots of interesting worlds on those links.
Was the intro *really* a ref to "Hamlet"? .. or is that phrase part of the lexicon without knowing the source?
"Piece of fluff", my -- I mean, her - arse! To do such wordsmithery from the short 'n simple is genius -- and no one's even mentioned sExxon! (possibly because they merged into sExxxonMobilePhoneDoiwnload, $.0.99/min.?) There - I just did. Email me your credit card number, expiration date, and the CVS2 (3-digit number on the back) and we'll send your Fives in a plain brown wrapper, discretion guaranteed.
"Piece of fluff", my -- I mean, her - arse! To do such wordsmithery from the short 'n simple is genius -- and no one's even mentioned sExxon! (possibly because they merged into sExxxonMobilePhoneDoiwnload, $.0.99/min.?) There - I just did. Email me your credit card number, expiration date, and the CVS2 (3-digit number on the back) and we'll send your Fives in a plain brown wrapper, discretion guaranteed.
For some reason I thought this was going to be a song about Link the video game character by Nintendo, still very fun idea, though links only take me to spammers myself. Fun idea TJC
I'm thanking my lucky, er, stars, for youz guyz! (And TT, you always have the most cogent n' elaborate comments around...and 'Himinthee Thicket' just a naughty play on Jiminey Cricket...even though he sang that other 'Star' song... as for Hamlet, I'm not nearly as deep as ewe give me credit for (unless 'off the deep end' counts!)).
Ah, c'mon, we're friends, you can tell the truth: "long-winded and verbose." ;)
(read original Hamlet soliloquy -- there "might" be a link at "some" song posted here this week -- "the undiscover'd country (from whose bourne no traveler returns)" = death.)
(read original Hamlet soliloquy -- there "might" be a link at "some" song posted here this week -- "the undiscover'd country (from whose bourne no traveler returns)" = death.)
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