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Song Parodies -> "It's a Skid Row Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"It's a Skid Row Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Wilde

The Lyrics

What the hell? Santa smells
City alleys, dirty alleys
Dressed in shabby red felt
In the air
There's an odor
of urine
Crack heads laughing
Gas is passing
Bums for miles after miles
And on ev'ry street corner you'll hear

What the hell, Santa smells
It looks like he’s been out drinking
His ding-a-ling, is turning green
Where in the hell has he been?

Broken street lights
Even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green
As the hop heads rush
back to their dumpsters

Hear the sirens
Bad environs
And Santa’s being obscene
And above all this bustle
You'll hear

What the hell, Santa smells
It looks like he’s been out drinking
His ding-a-ling, is turning green
Where in the hell has he been
www.soundclick.com/drunkanddisorderly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8D7gRZbAIo

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< ! ! ! > - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . rama rama Ding Dong ! ! !
Old Man Ribber - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Johnny...this is "Wilde"! Great job. ;D

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