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Song Parodies -> "Frosty the Hitman"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty the Snowman"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Frosty the Hitman"
Parody Written by:
The Song Heckler
The Lyrics
Frosty the Hitman was a very angry soul
With a semi-automatic and a razor-sharp knife and two hand-grenades he stole
Frosty the Hitman is a criminal they say
He made lots of dough and his victims know that there ain't no getting away
There must've been some ammo in that ol' machine gun he found
For when he pulled the trigger he fired off every round
Frosty the Hitman was as deadly as could be
So you better pray he doesn't blow you away when he goes on a killing spree
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Look at Frosty go
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Watch out, he's gonna blow
Frosty the Hitman knew the cops we're on their way
So he went on the run with a loaded gun across the good ol' USA
Down to the village with a rifle in his hand
Running here and there shooting up the square, yellin' catch me if you can
He tried to gun down everyone in town and ran into some cops
When he saw them pull a flamethrower out, he was finally forced to stop
Frosty the Hitman was arrested and locked away
He was sentenced to die and now he's gonna fry- 'cause crime it just don't pay
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Look at Frosty go
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
And now he's on death row
With a semi-automatic and a razor-sharp knife and two hand-grenades he stole
Frosty the Hitman is a criminal they say
He made lots of dough and his victims know that there ain't no getting away
There must've been some ammo in that ol' machine gun he found
For when he pulled the trigger he fired off every round
Frosty the Hitman was as deadly as could be
So you better pray he doesn't blow you away when he goes on a killing spree
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Look at Frosty go
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Watch out, he's gonna blow
Frosty the Hitman knew the cops we're on their way
So he went on the run with a loaded gun across the good ol' USA
Down to the village with a rifle in his hand
Running here and there shooting up the square, yellin' catch me if you can
He tried to gun down everyone in town and ran into some cops
When he saw them pull a flamethrower out, he was finally forced to stop
Frosty the Hitman was arrested and locked away
He was sentenced to die and now he's gonna fry- 'cause crime it just don't pay
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Look at Frosty go
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat rat-a-tat-tat-tat
And now he's on death row
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Why the hell does this song sound so familiar to me? I think Ive heard it somewhere before.....I have no proof, but it sounds familiar
As a true hitman would say, "Dis was good f--in' stuff."
I found it very insulting to me
Everybody hide from Frosty the Hitman
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