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Song Parodies -> "Oh Granny Toy"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Danny Boy"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Granny Toy"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Have a green beer and enjoy a lovely tune that I got from my lovely, old Irish grandmother. Granny was a little different.
Oh Granny Toy, she’s ripe, your type is sprawling,
She’ll bend her end, you frown and mount your bride,
You’ll stammer, fawn, a thrall, her power applying,
Tis’ cue, for you, bestow a guy who’s tied,

Succumb to whack, some thunder in the bed show,
Begin finale, flushed, she’ll bite so slow,
Til’ you feel fear, undone, swine in his plaid hose,
Oh Granny toy, oh Granny toy, she’s rough, you know,

And if you’re numb from all the hours you’re trying,
Just sigh, she’ll spread, and shed her cells in glee,
You’re glum; she’ll bind your face with nylons tying,
You’ll heel, display, a bouquet, young and free,

She’ll buy you beer and toss some bread and stuff free
And all your screams transform this treat, you’ll see
And you’ll not bail when jelly’s used in cuff spree
A wimp in deep, she’ll grease and spill some crumbs for free

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AFW - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny and sexy..can't go wrong with these two ingredients...and you didn't
Old Man Ribber - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
A funny job here...and a possible future date for Ashton Kutcher! ;D
Frederich VanChocstraw - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Ihre Großmutter muss drehen sich im Grabe! Funfs!
Mark Scotti - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Likes those MILFY's, Boy!!!
Phil Nelson - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Creative! 5's
Tommy Turtle - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Good title switch, very adept with the words. 555
John Barry - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm tied up in laughter.
T1k - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all. OMR, I thnk Granny might be a lilttle old for Aston, but she'd probably like tying him up. Herr VanChocstraw - danke. Mark, Ithink she might be a GILF.

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