If you’re mad enough to vote him, stand for Rand
If you’re mad enough to vote him, hand for Rand
If you’re mad enough to vote him, then on am’ you’re gonna vote slim
Rankings for those parodies that’s bashin’ Rand

If you’re mad enough to vote him, say he’s neat
If you’re mad enough to vote him, take the heat
If you’re mad enough to vote him, then to am’ you won’t be totin’
Ranks grand for parodies ask for Rand’s defeat

If you’re mad enough to vote him, wow! how strange
If you’re mad enough to vote him, now that’s strange!
If you’re mad enough to vote him, then on am’ you’re gonna vote slim
Rankings for parodies saying he’s deranged

If you’re mad enough to vote him, brew some tea
If you’re mad enough to vote him, too much tea?
If you’re Randy for this dope ojoin’, eyein’ him you’re hopin’
For hapless chap’s channelin’ Grand Wizardry