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Song Parodies -> "Alan Grayson Saved Our School"
Original Song Title:
"London Bridge Is Falling Down"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Alan Grayson Saved Our School"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
In November 2009, after a scathing (funny, well-done 5-5-5 worthy) J.A.B. parody about Michele Bachman, I vowed (with John's blessing) to write one on Florida congressman Alan Grayson. Why did I wait until now to break my procrastination? Grayson's campaign ad featuring innocent elementary children chanting "Alan Grayson saved our school!" Lest this become another "Mmm, Mmm, Mmm! Barack Hussein Obama" travesty, I've written a song for their use that at least has meter, rhyme, and melody. ;D
Alan Grayson saved our school!
He's not bound by any rule.
We love when he acts a fool!
Alan Grayson!
We are all on Grayson's side.
Last time's slogan - true and tried:
Yelled out - "Bush Lied, People Died!"
Bush he'd chasten!
Dems hold Grayson's speech on high.
To Reps healthcare, his reply:
"Don't get sick...if you do, die -
Quickly!" Hasten!
Grayson's seat must not be lost.
In a word that he has tossed:
That would be "a holocaust"!
What great pacin'!
We need Grayson more and more
Than we ever did before.
If not, you're "a K-Street whore"!
His mouth's racin'!
Grayson says fire Robert Gibbs,
Calls him "Bozo", says he fibs -
Got mad over his ad-libs
'Bout drug tracin'!
Alan Grayson did impress
The Prez! Hear the boss express
Praise for his work in Congress!
Left side facin'!
Grayson's not a fuddy-duddy,
Dissing foes with language cruddy.
Biden says "owe you one, buddy!"
Funds they're chasin'!
So help Grayson keep his seat.
We all think he's really neat!
Dan Webster can not defeat
Grayson Nation!
(In Jerry Seinfeld voice) What's with all these Democratic politicians using uncomprehending school children to chat their praises? ;D
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OMG!! It's Congressman Anthony Weiner! What are you doing here (besides one bombing me as usual)? ;D
Great work with all the ac-in' rhymes! But I suggest "Daniel Webster can't defeat" near the end. 555
I just had a Grayson campaigner stop by my house, not 30 minutes ago. Not a fan of the guy, even though I lean left.
The outro was the best part. The irony: Obama going around to schools, campaigning and photo-opping with the kids, talking about education. While in the meantime, a client of mine, who runs a Head-Start-type day care center for inner-city youth (one's mother drove getaway car for a robbery-murder, etc.), is getting her Federal funding CUT.
Maybe they're turning to kids, because more and more adults can see through the rhetoric to the reality? Gotta indoctrinate 'em young -- which was the purpose of public schools in the first place. But that's a topic for another parody, which I've already done, and won't plug (already over plug-limit for the day.) 555
Maybe they're turning to kids, because more and more adults can see through the rhetoric to the reality? Gotta indoctrinate 'em young -- which was the purpose of public schools in the first place. But that's a topic for another parody, which I've already done, and won't plug (already over plug-limit for the day.) 555
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