I don't know what "green elf corn chips" are, but I do hope that it's not what you resort to when you're out of reindeer dingleberries...

I too have no idea what "green elf corn chips" are... Nor do I really understand how it's possible to make corn chips out of elves if that's what you're trying to convey. But there's nothing wrong with dipping Reindeer in beer they do it in Canada all the time.

Thank you Peter and Matthias. . .Green Elf Corn Chips is actually a spin off of the Kebler brands Corn Chips. Keebler's mascot is, in fact, an Elf and their commercials are usually frequented by Elves. For more info on their corn chips go fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/usda/plain-corn-chips. While I think that your suggestion that I am hinting at making corn chips out of Elves, I'm actually referring to making corn chips that really are made by Green Elves . . . a satirical poke within the story. . .but I think for the future I'm using your explanation Matt--I think that's really funny. In fact I think I'll somehow make a picture of a "Green Elf Corn Chip" and use it when I make a video to this one (Don't look for it anytime soon, but I'm sure I'll tell you anyway)