Said the voyeur to the little rat:

"Do you see what I see?
Right here on the screen, little rat--
Do you see what I see?
A hoo-chee-peach, moving, what a sight!
With detail so neat and so tight..
I..uh..think she'll be late for this flight!"

[Bell chime, off in the distance]

Said the little rat to the little boy:

"Do you hear what I hear..?
Ringing over there, little boy..?
Do you hear what I hear..?
The bell, it brings, searches 'bove the knees!"
(Fondle, grope.. a license to please!)
It's all there in Home-land decrees.

Said the father to the TSA:

"Do you know what I know?
--In your sweaty gloves, TSA--
Do you know what I know?
You airhead doofs-- love this crap, controlled,
For it makes you strut, smug and bold--
While per-ver-ted pleasures unfold!

[Over loudspeaker]

"TSA to the people everywhere:

Listen to what I say!
Drop your pants, people everywhere!
Listen to what I say!
A child, --that child--, bending over there--
He might blow you up in midair!!!"

(..Like the CON-gress, could-grow a pair..)