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Song Parodies -> "Cutlet Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Cutlet Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Raise your hand if you thought it was about Cutler.
Cutlet roasting on an open fire,
The smell climbing to my nose,
Cooking chicken being cooked by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "Not enough!"
Everybody wants some eagles and some cooked bear paws,
But some just want cole slaws
Smell of flesh from the meat will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We cooked some sea birds on the way;
We're fired from the meat of grizzlies ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
People ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1969,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very touching event indeed
The smell climbing to my nose,
Cooking chicken being cooked by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "Not enough!"
Everybody wants some eagles and some cooked bear paws,
But some just want cole slaws
Smell of flesh from the meat will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We cooked some sea birds on the way;
We're fired from the meat of grizzlies ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
People ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1969,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very touching event indeed
Here you go, enjoy!
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Strange diet lol
Max - Today, you're a ginsu. Ac tnow and we'll include a set of three 5s at absolutely no cost! ;D
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