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Song Parodies -> "Do You Hear What I Hear? (Impaired Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear? (Impaired Version)"
Parody Written by:
The Song Heckler
The Lyrics
Said the blind girl to the little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Though I have no eyes, little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Nothing, nothing- I've no sense of sight
So why don't you go fly a kite
So why don't you go fly a kite
Said the deaf man to the shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through my ears, shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Nothing, nothing- loud as it may be
Now what did you just say to me?
What the hell did you say to me?
Said the stupid boy to the mighty king
Do you know what I know?
I forget the words I'm to sing
Do you know what I know?
Nothing, nothing- but, man, you're real old
I don't know a thing I was told
I don't know a thing I was told
Said the mute to the people everywhere
Listen to what I say
Pray I don't kick you in the rear
Listen to what I say
You are, you are all not very bright
I'm a mute; I can't speak tonight
I'm a mute; I can't speak tonight
Do you see what I see?
Though I have no eyes, little lamb
Do you see what I see?
Nothing, nothing- I've no sense of sight
So why don't you go fly a kite
So why don't you go fly a kite
Said the deaf man to the shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through my ears, shepherd boy
Do you hear what I hear?
Nothing, nothing- loud as it may be
Now what did you just say to me?
What the hell did you say to me?
Said the stupid boy to the mighty king
Do you know what I know?
I forget the words I'm to sing
Do you know what I know?
Nothing, nothing- but, man, you're real old
I don't know a thing I was told
I don't know a thing I was told
Said the mute to the people everywhere
Listen to what I say
Pray I don't kick you in the rear
Listen to what I say
You are, you are all not very bright
I'm a mute; I can't speak tonight
I'm a mute; I can't speak tonight
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Here's my question: "How can a mute say to the people everywhere?"
Simple - He mutated.
I think your lyrics are an outrage! I love the song, but after looking through these words, I believe you totally disgraced a lot of people. Have you ever heard the song before? Maybe you should listen to it before you place any more of your lyrics on the web.
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