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Song Parodies -> "Osama's Porn Song"

Original Song Title:

"Little Teapot"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Osama's Porn Song"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Here's a short one, enjoy!
We just found his porno, all stacked high
Here is a playgirl, here is a smut
When we found those porn stash, hear us laugh
We'll check and see if they're uncut!

There's a stack of porno, yes it's true
Here's an example of some hypocrite
He sits in a hideout for a spout
For him it's too late to throw'em out
Burqas Gones Wild!
Deep Goat
Ji Nad
Playgirl

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Check and see if they're uncut. Reminds me of stories from the partition of India and Pakistan when terrorist gangs would strip male passengers at train stations to see who was "cut" (Muslim) or "uncut" (Hindu).
Susanna Viljanen - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Short and witty. A good parody doesn't need to be any longer than this, as long as it hits the nerve and says what it all really is about. 555 short and quick breathes!
Parody Submission Guidelines - May 17, 2011 - Report this comment
No short songs.
This mean TV theme shows, commercials, or *any other song with less than 10 unique lines*

http://www.amiright.com/parody/submitting.shtml
Patrick - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
They wouldn't let me post two of my parodies "Obama Did These Good Things For Me" based on "The Shortest Song in the World" and "Let Me Sing You a Song of Barack Obama, and all the Good He's Done" from John Denver's "The Ballad of Spiro Agnew". I think the "too short" rule was applied in those two cases. As long as it doesn't apply off site, I'll be OK.
Patrick - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, I see they just did.
Max Power - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I gave "The Shortest Song in the World" a shot, too bad I couldn't sneak it in. It was going to be about Eddie Gaedel's impact on Major League Baseball and it's funny how his autographs worth more than Babe Ruth's.
? - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Uncut yes, if you say so...

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