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Song Parodies -> "10 Feral Children"

Original Song Title:

"10 Little Indians"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"10 Feral Children"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Feral version of "10 Little Indians" for Wild Child JIN!!!
Ten feral children scavenging all the time;
One was attacked by a dog and then there were nine

Nine feral children hunting very late;
One caught in a bear trap and then there were eight

Eight feral children were fired at with a weapon;
One died of gunshot wounds and then there were seven

Seven feral children got very sick;
One died of pneumonia and then there were six

Six feral children struggling to stay alive;
One ate poisoned food and then there were five

Five feral children onward to explore,
One got attacked by a wildcat and then there were four

Four feral children in real need;
A maniac caught one and then there were three

Three feral children didn‘t have a clue;
Cultists sacrificed one and then there were two

Two feral children started to run;
One caught had a heart attack and then there was one

One feral child caught all alone;
Used as a lab rat in a facility and then was sent to a home

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Wild Child JIN - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice job Rob! 5's But for my version, I think I'll keep the feral children alive, and make them appear instead of disappear, meaning I will count them "up" instead of "down" Oh, how I love to reverse things! ;-D
Patrick - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Next year you can do this as a parody about Republican presidential candidates. One said something stupid, now there are nine, one hired a nanny from Guatemala and now there are eight, etc.

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