It's strange but I miss Rahm Emanuel.
His rants and thuggery served me quite well.
Without Dead Fish D.C.'s not the same.
New Chief of Staff Will Daley is too tame.
Come back! Talk smack - Rahmbo Emanuel.
It's way too hard to give Will Daley hell.

It's curious but I miss Robert Gibbs,
His snarky comments and his bare-faced fibs.
I'm cringing when I see in Bob's place
Jay Carney's clueless droning and blank face.
Bob's gone! We yawn! Of life there's not a sniff.
O. has replaced his mouthpiece with a stiff.

Forgive me but I almost miss Van Jones.
He'd get the marrow crawling in my bones.
"Green Czar" - no 'green jobs" did he create.
He just spewed words of class and racial hate.
Ah Van! Da Man! He's had his glory day.
He said the things Obama could not say.

And what is more I miss all of those "Czars",
Who ran all things like health care, jobs, and cars.
They're still in charge and running the shows.
So why are they in hiding? No one knows!
Big Stars! The "Czars"! O.'s new bureaucracy.
They don't need confirmation, no sirree!