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Song Parodies -> "I Am a Pretty Awesome German Girl"
Original Song Title:
"I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Am a Pretty Awesome German Girl"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
"Pretty Little Dutch Girl" is a children's nursery rhyme, clapping game and jump-rope rhyme. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 12986. Although of obscure origin, the earliest record dates from 1940, New York. There are a multitude of variations of the song that deal primarily with a pretty Dutch girl that has an ugly boyfriend. In my parody, due to the German nature, I made the girl a Bundeswehr Soldat in the ISAF in Afghanistan!!!
I am a pretty awesome German girl,
As deadly as deadly as can be,
And all the Soldaten in the ISAF
Go verrückt over me.
I can handle a HK,
Even trained on a MG-3,
I can operate almost any weapon
That’s needed to kill the enemy
One day as I was patrolling,
In Afghanistan along the road
I saw our Fuchs Transportpanzer
Hit an IED and explode
The ambush proved deadly,
I grabbed a Panzerfaust 3,
Aimed at a hillside site, aimed just right
Killed insurgents armed with RPGs!!!
As deadly as deadly as can be,
And all the Soldaten in the ISAF
Go verrückt over me.
I can handle a HK,
Even trained on a MG-3,
I can operate almost any weapon
That’s needed to kill the enemy
One day as I was patrolling,
In Afghanistan along the road
I saw our Fuchs Transportpanzer
Hit an IED and explode
The ambush proved deadly,
I grabbed a Panzerfaust 3,
Aimed at a hillside site, aimed just right
Killed insurgents armed with RPGs!!!
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Notes on content terms: Soldaten= Soldiers, ISAF= International Security Assistance Force, verrückt= crazy, HK= Heckler & Koch, MG-3= German machinegun, Fuchs= Fox Transport Vehicle, IED= Improvised Explosive Device, Panzerfaust 3= German Anti-Tank weapon, RPG= Rocket Propelled Grenade
Now there is a German girl that's been places! :-) 555 for a great parody Rob! :-)
I tried to find a Nordic type in the ISAF but the uniforms are not flattering to any female soldiers of any nation; in fact, most armies try to cover up a female soldier's bust at any cost and loosen their clothing so as not to come anywhere near form-fitting.
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