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Song Parodies -> "The Bush Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Tramp"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Bush Song"
Parody Written by:
Barry Weber
The Lyrics
You can download the MP3 of this song at www.barryweber.net. The chord progression for this little number is G C G A D G. Happy protesting!
VERSE ONE:
If you all will shut your traps
I will tell you bout a chap
Who wanted to be President someday
He had the brain of goat
And he couldn't get the votes
But him and daddy went and bought them anyway
REFRAIN ONE:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothin good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Reagan out of you
VERSE TWO:
His term was screwed
Cause the people they all knew
Bout his cruelty and tendency to lie
But then some planes attacked New York
And Bush started talking war
Saying "it's time to go and make them Arabs die!"
REFRAIN TWO:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothin good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Johnson out of you
VERSE THREE:
From the very start
We didn't want no part
In bombing all those Afghan boys and girls
But the tv said "yes you do
"Cause they'd do the same to you"
And so we watched as Bush attacked the world
REFRAIN THREE:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothin good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Nixon out of you
VERSE FOUR:
Finally the big day came
When Bush thought he could get away
With blowing up the Middle East to hell
But that's when we looked at all the dead
And to Bush we finally said
If you want a war why don't you go and fight one yourself
REFRAIN FOUR:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothing good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Cheney out of you
VERSE FIVE:
You know we're born to fade away
Can't hide from judgment day
But that doesn't mean it has to be right now
Cause though Bush may say he wants a fight
I bet when it's his time to die
It won't be upon a battleground
REFRAIN FIVE:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothing good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Rumsfeld...
Beat the living Ashcroft...
Beat the living Bush Sr. out of you!!
If you all will shut your traps
I will tell you bout a chap
Who wanted to be President someday
He had the brain of goat
And he couldn't get the votes
But him and daddy went and bought them anyway
REFRAIN ONE:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothin good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Reagan out of you
VERSE TWO:
His term was screwed
Cause the people they all knew
Bout his cruelty and tendency to lie
But then some planes attacked New York
And Bush started talking war
Saying "it's time to go and make them Arabs die!"
REFRAIN TWO:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothin good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Johnson out of you
VERSE THREE:
From the very start
We didn't want no part
In bombing all those Afghan boys and girls
But the tv said "yes you do
"Cause they'd do the same to you"
And so we watched as Bush attacked the world
REFRAIN THREE:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothin good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Nixon out of you
VERSE FOUR:
Finally the big day came
When Bush thought he could get away
With blowing up the Middle East to hell
But that's when we looked at all the dead
And to Bush we finally said
If you want a war why don't you go and fight one yourself
REFRAIN FOUR:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothing good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Cheney out of you
VERSE FIVE:
You know we're born to fade away
Can't hide from judgment day
But that doesn't mean it has to be right now
Cause though Bush may say he wants a fight
I bet when it's his time to die
It won't be upon a battleground
REFRAIN FIVE:
Bush Bush Bush keep on Bushin
Ain't nothing good can ever come out of you
If you keep talking about war
I'm gonna get a 2 x 4
And beat the living Rumsfeld...
Beat the living Ashcroft...
Beat the living Bush Sr. out of you!!
www.barryweber.net.
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