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Song Parodies -> "I Am a Pretty Sexy She-male"

Original Song Title:

"I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Am a Pretty Sexy She-male"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I had the pleasure of meeting Paloma Baridiso in LA in the early 2000s. She is quite polite and even a bit shy and spoke very little English. She was born in August 1982 in Sao Paulo, Brazil. A wonderful person and thrill to meet. This is just a parody of the OS and there is no sexual content here or in the linked pic of her fully dressed in a non-provocative way.
I am a pretty sexy She-male
As pretty as pretty can be
And all the boys, Straight or Gay
Don’t know if I’m a He or She!
(at least not initially)

My name is Paloma Baridiso
I come from Sao Paulo, Brazil
With Blonde hair and sexy body
Guys love the exotic thrill
(‘cause I’m an exotic escort girl)

I am a pretty sexy She-male
As pretty as pretty can be
And all the boys, Straight or Gay
Don’t know if I’m a He or She!
(at least not initially)

My name is Paloma Baridiso
I come from Sao Paulo, Brazil
With Blonde hair and sexy body
Guys love the exotic thrill
(‘cause I’m an exotic escort girl)

As well as my "other" skills…
http://www.shemalemodelindex.com/modelimages/150_fullthumb.jpg

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WCJ - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Ooh! La! La! ;-) Nice parody, and real nice pic! ;-) 555! :-)
WCJ - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
A she-male!? Oh! No! No! :-o
WCJ - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry Rob, just ignore my last comment, I wrote it before I got your email, and didn't know how you felt about it, I am sorry! :-(

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