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Song Parodies -> "I’m an Innocent Seattle Girl"
Original Song Title:
"I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I’m an Innocent Seattle Girl"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Amanda Knox story is so complicated that it is a legal mess covering 4 long years. Suffice to say that she was accused of helping murder her flatmate in Italy in 2007 with another innocent man. She was denied her civil rights, was given no interpreter nor lawyer. Her words were misinterpreted, she was coerced, crucial DNA and other evidence was tampered with, missing, or not allowed to be admitted, and she became a media celebrity known in the press as "Foxy Knoxy". She has been villified by the prosecution in Italy but on appeal the jury did well to have her released. Rudy Guede killed Meridith Kercher and the evidence is strong. But because of his lies, two innocent people spent years in jail. Amanda Knox is now back in the US in Seattle with her family.
I’m an innocent Seattle girl,
Victim of media frenzy,
The prosecutors accuse me of
Murder in Italy
My flatmate’s name was “Mez“,
Victim of assault, stabbing, dead
Under interrogated I disclosed,
Every damn thing that I did know
They violated my civil rights
Nicknamed me “Foxy Knoxy”
Ignored best forensic evidence
Made up crazy stories
Served four years in prison
For a crime someone (else) committed
Thank God I appealed and now have won,
All ‘cause Rudy Guede lied some…
Bastard scum
My innocence not believed by everyone…
Victim of media frenzy,
The prosecutors accuse me of
Murder in Italy
My flatmate’s name was “Mez“,
Victim of assault, stabbing, dead
Under interrogated I disclosed,
Every damn thing that I did know
They violated my civil rights
Nicknamed me “Foxy Knoxy”
Ignored best forensic evidence
Made up crazy stories
Served four years in prison
For a crime someone (else) committed
Thank God I appealed and now have won,
All ‘cause Rudy Guede lied some…
Bastard scum
My innocence not believed by everyone…
http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2009/0906/amanda_knox_3_0612.jpg
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I think she may have had something to do with it.
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