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Song Parodies -> "I Bought a Porno for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Bought a Porno for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #8 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge.
I almost bought a Fossil watch
But it cost way too much
I almost bought football tickets
But they cost way too much
Oh, I was almost out of gas
And I was on a budget
Hadn’t gotten Hubby a thing
Until across the street

Oh, I bought a porno for Christmas
My hubby will be happy
I bought a porno for Christmas
For half off at the adult store

I drove up to the gas station
And got myself some gas
I hid the porno in the trunk
Just until I got home
I saw my Dear Hubby asleep
He did not utter a peep
Even as I was wrapping it
And taping the paper

Oh, I bought a porno for Christmas
My hubby will be happy
I bought a porno for Christmas
For half off at the adult store

I had a talk with Santa Claus
When Hubby went to work
I told Santa Claus what I bought
And gave him permission
To buy those football tickets
And that handsome Fossil watch
Santa better follow through
Or I’m gonna be mad

Oh, I bought a porno for Christmas
And my hubby is happy
I bought a porno for Christmas
For half off at the adult store
So many versions of this song.... I decided to base mine on this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKcbyRQbb8g. Dialogue not included, but I will record myself singing this on my YouTube channel.
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Rob Arndt - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
XXX-cellent!
Rebekah Dub - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you. =)
Rose DeShaw - December 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I think Rebekah is hilarious. The songs I'm around have litttle to none of the reality that Rebekah seems to roll around in. These are good poems too. Thanks again. p.s. I've never been on this site before, live in Canada and truly don't know this lyricist.
Rebekah Dub - December 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I appreciate your kind words, Rose. (And welcome to AIR.) I've written parodies since middle school, but only started submitting my work here late September, early October of this year. I also have a YouTube channel, whose link is on some of my latest parodies, where you can see full and partial parodies of mine. I hope you continue to enjoy my stuff.

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