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Song Parodies -> "A Carol For A.C.L.U."
Original Song Title:
"O Little Town Of Bethlehem"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A Carol For A.C.L.U."
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
The signs of Christmas are all around us once again. We admire the sights, hear the music, enjoy the smells...and cringe as the A.C.L.U. (American Civil Liberties Union) files countless lawsuits on behalf of individuals oppressed by the cruel terroristic Judeo-Christian traditions of the season. For these tireless protectors of our freedom FROM religion and even unrelated secular customs, let us give thanks to...oops, sorry! ;D
This season is a busy one for us at A.C.L.U.
All Christmas joys our group annoys. Remove them or we will sue!
Not one word of religion or the Nativity.
We'll see it banned throughout the land. Replace it with P.C.!
If just one person takes offense, then all of the rest must pay.
No trees or lights on public sites. We're taking it all away.
No Santas and no snowmen. Not one thing of this sort.
So don't dare fuss. You must heed us, or we'll see you in court!
The same thing goes for Hannukah. To us it is all the same.
Take down those wreaths! Your vile beliefs - have caused all wars, hate, and shame.
We'll take the First Amendment and bring it up to date.
We'll plug away 'til U.S.A. becomes a faith-free state!
No Yuletide stuff on public lands! Get rid of that Christmas Star!
No songs in schools! We know the rules. We take our cue from Bill Maher. (1)
We can't touch your home dis-play. We'll soon fix that, you'll see.
Our dearest wish? To a-bol-ish all private property.
(1) - Bill Maher (pronounced Mawr), alleged comedian and atheist activist. As for A.C.L.U., send them a Christmas or Hannukah card. It bugs the hell out of them! ;D
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This blurb is too small for a submission but it fits here.
Here we come a hasseling among the courts so left
Here we come a hasseling, our souls are so bereft
Love and Joy denied to you
From the folks at ACLU
The One greets you and demands of you
A secular New Year
The One asks for a secular New Year
Lennie - Thanks. ;D
Well done.
Makes a lotta' sense in well versed fashion
At least we're free (for now) to wish each other a Merry [censored]!
Good parody. I hate the ACLU; always sticking their noses in where they don't belong. 5-5-5.
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