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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Twelth Imam"
Original Song Title:
"Here comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Twelth Imam"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
Twelfth Imam is the Shi'ite version of Al Mahdi, who comes at the end of time to force the world to submit to Islam. Al Dajjal is the Muslim version of the Anti-Christ, who appears at the same time as Twelth Imam/Al Mahdi
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
Ali and Hussein and all the Rashidiin
Unleashing the hounds of hell
Infidels praying, believers slaying
All is merry and bright
So cover your women and say your prayers
Cause Twelfth Imam comes tonight
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
He's on a mission straight from Allah
So don't follow that 'ol Dajjal
Hear the Zionists submit and lament
Oh what a beautiful sight
Jump under your bed and cover your head
Cause Twelfth imam comes tonight .. Tonite!
Yeah, Twelfth Imam comes tonight
End of Days .. End of Times ... For the unbelieving swine
Cause the Twelth Imam comes your way .. Today!
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
He doesn't care if you're Christian or Jew
Just stop being an infidel
Imam knows we're true believers
That'll keep us safe for the night
So keep your hearts from feeling fear
Cause Twelfth Imam comes tonight
Here comes Twelth Imam
Here comes Twelfth imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
He'll show up when oppression and chaos
Make life on earth a hell
Perfect justice is brung to all
Once Imam makes it all right
So let's give praise to Allah above
Cause Twelfth Imam comes tonight .. Tonite!
Yeah,Twelfth Imam comes tonight
End of days .. End of times .. for the unbelieving swine
Here comes the Twelfth IMAM!
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
Ali and Hussein and all the Rashidiin
Unleashing the hounds of hell
Infidels praying, believers slaying
All is merry and bright
So cover your women and say your prayers
Cause Twelfth Imam comes tonight
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
He's on a mission straight from Allah
So don't follow that 'ol Dajjal
Hear the Zionists submit and lament
Oh what a beautiful sight
Jump under your bed and cover your head
Cause Twelfth imam comes tonight .. Tonite!
Yeah, Twelfth Imam comes tonight
End of Days .. End of Times ... For the unbelieving swine
Cause the Twelth Imam comes your way .. Today!
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Here comes Twelfth Imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
He doesn't care if you're Christian or Jew
Just stop being an infidel
Imam knows we're true believers
That'll keep us safe for the night
So keep your hearts from feeling fear
Cause Twelfth Imam comes tonight
Here comes Twelth Imam
Here comes Twelfth imam
Right up from Twelfth Imam well
He'll show up when oppression and chaos
Make life on earth a hell
Perfect justice is brung to all
Once Imam makes it all right
So let's give praise to Allah above
Cause Twelfth Imam comes tonight .. Tonite!
Yeah,Twelfth Imam comes tonight
End of days .. End of times .. for the unbelieving swine
Here comes the Twelfth IMAM!
One more thing. Shi'ite believe the Twelfth Imam is presently hiding in a well waiting for the appointed time
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What irony, to transform a song about the annual return of a lesser Christian saint (Nicholas) for the future return of the savior of Islam! Ahmed-in-a-jihad had a Baghdad street upgraded from that well to his palace, to hasten and ease #12's return. Did the Maya predict the date?
Oops, I meant Tehran, Iran not Baghdad, Iraq.
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