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Song Parodies -> "Cyrodiilic Vampires"
Original Song Title:
"Never Smile at a Crocodile"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Cyrodiilic Vampires"
Parody Written by:
Sheogorath
The Lyrics
Don’t set store by a sanguivore
He will hypnotise you till you start to snore
Then his health he’ll keep (Just because it’s cheap)
By feeding on your lifeblood while you’re deep in sleep
Don’t set store by a sanguivore
They are infamous in Tamrielic Lore
Lord Imbel, Seridur, and Janus Hassildor
You should never set store by any sanguivore
You may be a quite friendly guy
Who thinks no one would tell him lies
But those sanguivores wear disguise
So they can feed from you on the sly
For instance:
Don’t set store by a sanguivore
He will hypnotise you till you start to snore
Then his health he’ll keep (Just because it’s cheap)
By feeding on your lifeblood while you’re deep in sleep
Don’t set store by a sanguivore
They are infamous in Tamrielic Lore
Vicente, Seridur, and Rona Hassildor
You should never set store by any sanguivore
He will hypnotise you till you start to snore
Then his health he’ll keep (Just because it’s cheap)
By feeding on your lifeblood while you’re deep in sleep
Don’t set store by a sanguivore
They are infamous in Tamrielic Lore
Lord Imbel, Seridur, and Janus Hassildor
You should never set store by any sanguivore
You may be a quite friendly guy
Who thinks no one would tell him lies
But those sanguivores wear disguise
So they can feed from you on the sly
For instance:
Don’t set store by a sanguivore
He will hypnotise you till you start to snore
Then his health he’ll keep (Just because it’s cheap)
By feeding on your lifeblood while you’re deep in sleep
Don’t set store by a sanguivore
They are infamous in Tamrielic Lore
Vicente, Seridur, and Rona Hassildor
You should never set store by any sanguivore
Copyright © 2011 Romersa’s Protégé. Individuals and groups are free to copy, share, and perform this work for non-commercial purposes. All other rights reserved. (Adapted from ‘Never Smile at a Crocodile’; Copyright © 1940 Frank Churchill. All rights reserved.)
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