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Song Parodies -> "My Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

They are among the unsung heroes of our time, the men who grab measuring tape with one hand and inner thighs of oversized, testosterone filled, aggression-enhanced, cage fighting rednecks with the other, and live to tell about it - or since you never hear that, maybe not...
My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
My God, he is somewhat a queer
I've Pro Wrestling underwear liner
He smiles taking measures down there

Latex, Spandex, is what he's suggesting for me, for me
Lip-gloss surplus, is what he's suggesting for me

He says in me he's a believer
His tights are so tight that I chafe
He says he's been working with Bieber
Now, why don't that make me feel safe

Nail paint all quaint, among his suggestions for me, for me
Rainbow rope show, among his suggestions for me

My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
Was raised as a church altar boy
My God, he's a pinky cloud niner
Since too much for Siegfried & Roy

Leather, Feathers, now that was the limit for me, for me
Jock thong, 'fume - strong, now that was the limit for me

***Here the song ends brutally***


© Peter Andersson.

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Phil Alexander - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
ROFL! Very good, Peter :-) This is autobiographical, I take it?
Susanna Viljanen - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
ROTFL! That was funny. Fives!

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