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Song Parodies -> "The Harvard Man Of Wealth"

Original Song Title:

"The Farmer In The Dell"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Harvard Man Of Wealth"

Parody Written by:

Derry

The Lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5k820vbKKk
The Harvard man of wealth
He runs the Commonwealth
Guy coaxes wary foes
To privatize its health

A Morman man for life
He advocates its rites
Guy's no Lothario
He only has one wife

His wife makes him smile
They stride down the aisle
Bride quotes the marriage oath
Their life starts in style

He vies for his church
To try and convert
Winos and scary hoes
Who lie, smoke and flirt

At work how he wows
He earns many thou'
High growth, a daring pro
Who turns firms around

He vows to dislodge
The stout demagogue
Guy's votes are very low
His proud run is slogged

A fog clouds the games
The top brass are shamed
Guy throws a merry show
That props up his fame

He aims at the task
To claim Gov. of Mass.
Plies dough to carry votes
Campaign wins at last

His Mass. term is brief
His path - to be Chief
High hopes and there he goes
To lapse in defeat

Now clean, shaved and combed
And peeved with B.O.
Tie vote scenario
Believe I'll stay home

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