Sounds like you've got a plan. But why bother feeding them?

So, you think you're somethin' special Rob -- cause you did 1200 parodies in a little over a year's time? :-D. Amazingly enough, there's one other person who comes close to you. Check out Malcolm Higgins; it looks like he did close to 1000 in a similar time frame

CML, No, not really... but add my other 2960 submissions and that= 4161 ;-D I am Number 8 Top Parodist of All-Time and Number 5 Top Contributor of all time. I own many artist pages and the majority of Fragments have made front page (8 weeks in a row was my max). And finally, I have posted 22 parodies in 1 day- a record here, edging JAB out by 2 :) JAB still rules, but I think everyone knows me equally by now!!!

Next--concentration camps for people who drive and text!

Porfle, excellent point. Notice that the fiery Ministers of Hate never speak of punishing the heterosexuals that practice fornication, adultery, beastiality, and other unspeakable things like raping their own children! That percentage is far more than the old 1970s claimed 10% of LGBT in the US- no way since at current pop that would be 30.9 million!!! More like !-2% max. But as for hetero sexual sinners, then you get into the tens of millions!!!

Gee , God sure does love ol' Charley, don't he ? But I still prefer a healthy stoning or tar and feathering...Hmmm...being the compassionate man he is, I guess he knows what's best ..for all...............Rob- If I had a nickel for every parody I wrote, it would'nt be enough to get a cup of joe....Cheers!

NP Dave, I just wrote 2 more parodies for a total of 1203 and thats $60.15. I'll buy you dinner and the drinks are on me ;-D

Did you know, Rob, that JAB is at an even 3500? I couldn't do that many in three lifetimes, even if I cloned myself

CML, Yes... I congratulated him on the 3500 parodies. He is still the master parodist here. JAB, however, is not anywhere near me on contributions with all the other sections. I have a separate almost 3000 contributions (am currently at 4162 total with parodies included). The girls seem to dominate the Top Contributor spots but don't do parodies. Yet I am Number 5 overall, the first male up that high and all my 9 sub-sections rank #1 to #3. I am a stats guy so that's how I know. We Germans keep excellent records! Btw, don't ever doubt yourself. I am known on the Net for my non-fiction books and Star Wars fiction that had to be taken down under threat. I started with parodies based on a single one done in 1985 that was stolen. I started from scratch and have gotten better over time. It has become routine now. Practice does not make perfect but progression, so keep cranking them out. And if you don't see many comments from me, I still give 5s. i just have a tough time reading all the parodies b/c of diabetic vision and sickness everyday. I am slowly dying...