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Song Parodies -> "Things from Hell (Rising from the Dead)"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Things from Hell (Rising from the Dead)"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
I needed to do a Halloween carol this year. I've got a lot of ideas I wanna do, and this is one of them.
Walking through the leaves
With an appetite for brains
To your house, they’ll go
Munching all the way
(Maniacal laughter)
Folks are bound to scream
Many spirits rise
What fun it is to run and scream
How are they still alive?
Oh, things from hell, things from hell
Rising from the dead
Why won’t he just RIP?
He can take off his own he-ead!
Things from hell, things from hell
Rising from the dead
I don’t really feel too safe
When I’m hiding in my bed
A night or two ago
My best friend got a bite
And soon a scary sight
Was seated by my side
Blood from my arm he drank
He didn’t drink a lot
The sheriff, he was shooting blanks
Then made the perfect shot
Oh, things from hell, corpses smell
Hankering for brains
Oh, what fun it is to write
That the spooks are on their way-ay!
Things from hell, things from hell
Make them go away
Everyone, evacuate
Hope Ken Foree saves the day, yeah
Things from hell, news does tell
Stay the hell away
Don’t attempt to apprehend
Or your expiration day-ay
Things from hell, Damn they smell
Sheriff’s on his way
My front door exists no more
And my skin is…. turn-ing graaaaay
With an appetite for brains
To your house, they’ll go
Munching all the way
(Maniacal laughter)
Folks are bound to scream
Many spirits rise
What fun it is to run and scream
How are they still alive?
Oh, things from hell, things from hell
Rising from the dead
Why won’t he just RIP?
He can take off his own he-ead!
Things from hell, things from hell
Rising from the dead
I don’t really feel too safe
When I’m hiding in my bed
A night or two ago
My best friend got a bite
And soon a scary sight
Was seated by my side
Blood from my arm he drank
He didn’t drink a lot
The sheriff, he was shooting blanks
Then made the perfect shot
Oh, things from hell, corpses smell
Hankering for brains
Oh, what fun it is to write
That the spooks are on their way-ay!
Things from hell, things from hell
Make them go away
Everyone, evacuate
Hope Ken Foree saves the day, yeah
Things from hell, news does tell
Stay the hell away
Don’t attempt to apprehend
Or your expiration day-ay
Things from hell, Damn they smell
Sheriff’s on his way
My front door exists no more
And my skin is…. turn-ing graaaaay
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Hilarious stuff that kids love to sing....Should be on an Halloween CD....I'd buy it !
As Dave W - well written and matched up, but maybe more appealing to a young teen audience.
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